News?
So England’s best (or more accurately, only) left back got caught sending dirty pictures to a Page 3 dullard and how his marriage to a professional mime artist is over.
Sorry, someone’s going to have to explain to me why:
- I should give a shit
- Anyone should give a shit
- BBC News consider it important enough to rank the story higher on it’s website than a story about someone trying to blow up a courthouse in Northern Ireland
Categories: Rant

Indeed, absolutely pointless. Celebrity culture confounds me. What’s worse is the soap magazines, which publish all of the future story lines in advance, making the act of actually watching the show irrelevant.